Fairly Odd Parents lyrics in show’s theme song are kinda kookie

You may know the Fairly Odd Parents show on Nickelodeon. You have probably sang it a few times if you like the show. However not everyone gets the Fairly Odd Parents lyrics right off the bat because the song moves pretty fast. It is high hummable though!

First things first, the animated episodic show is about about magical fairy godparents – called Odd Parents — who befriend a 10-year-old boy named Timmy Turner. He is neglected by his parents and abused by Vicky, his babysitter.

Here is the show’s livestream on Youtube.

One day, he is granted two fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, who grant his every wish to improve his miserable life. Learn more on Wikipedia.

Weird people (me included) are obsessed with it. And part of its charm is that its theme song embedded below is super awesome. And extra weird.

Also in the cast of characters is:

Poof (baby of fairy Odd Parents)
Sparky (fairy dog)
Chloe Carmichael (neighbor)
Mr. Crocker (5th grade teacher)

Gimme the words to the theme song!

Ever wondered what the Fairly Odd Parents lyrics are? Here you go!

Here you go, your fairy wish is granted below.

Bonus weird fact: Did you know tone-deaf llamas make an appearance in one episode?

Fairly Oddparents lyrics

Singers:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands. Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.

Vicki:
Bed, Twerp!

Singers:
Doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly — by his magic little fish who grant his every wish because in reality, they are his odd parents, fairly odd parents.

Wanda – Odd parent (female):
Wands and wings.

Cosmo – Odd parent(male):
Floaty crowny things.

Singers:
Odd parents, fairly odd parents. Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod.

Timmy:
Obtuse, rubber goose, green mouse, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

Singers:
Odd parents, fairly odd parents. It flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly odd parents.

Vicki:
Yeah, right!

Weird earrings for weird people like you

So earrings are great because they can be normal delicate diamond studs or…you know, UFOs beaming up a cow. earrings Don’t believe me? Fine. But you should see these UFO beam moo up earrings. Weird people make moo jokes, ok?

Weird earrings are wickedly hot and funny. However you need to be weird to wear them. Below is a list of 10 super weird earring styles for weirdos like you.

First though how do you know if you are weird? Well if you’re on this page, Duh! Yeah you’re weird because, let face it, you clicked on a weird earrings link, while you should have been doing your homework or working on a spreadsheet about cereal inventory.

List of 10 weird earrings for sale

So first the UFO earrings. Here you go.

UFO beaming up a cow earrings: With UFOs being outed by the US Navy these are a must. Click here

weird UFO cow earrings — Weird UFO cow abduction earrings on Amazon

2. Light bulb earrings that really glow: Yeah these lightbulb earrings really light up. Weird, but cool. Click here.

3. Coyote penis earrings: Yep, wild dogs couldn’t keep weirdos away from these weird dangling earrings. These dogs really had a bone. Hey, you gotta be weird to write about this stuff. Click here

4. Bee and Honey Earrings. Welcome to weird earrings that involve a bee and honey. These apiary jewelry feature a buzzy critter in one ear and honey pouring out the other. It’s not that weird unless you make a lot of honey jokes, sweetie, and you really beelieve you’re weird. See? Click here.

honey and bee earrings — Bee and honey earrings

5. Hooded rat earrings. These earrings remind me of my pet rat Bill, who I had during college. he was a hooded rat meaning he had grey fur on his head and shoulders and white fur on his back end. Nothing says weird like rat earrings. But you do you. I’d wear them and I’m a guy. Click here

Want more? Ok weirdo – here you go…

Here some more weird ear bling to make you happy.

Spider earrings – People will automatically think you are weird with these archnid ear candy, but they are eight legged lobes of fun!
Toilet paper earrings – Some people horde it, some where it around their lobes.
Llama earrings (hey you, did you see our stuffed animal llama post?)
Frog stud earrings – These croaky frog earrings are so fricking cute. You just have to have em! Click here
Cremation ashes earrings – grandma or grandpa die recently? (Sorry for your loss). Put a sprinkling of their cremation ashes in these earrings. Weird yeah, but if you grandma was awesome, why not? Click here

You really want a llama stuffed animal

We are not sure why but people are looking for llama stuffed animal on Amazon and the Internet. It is a thing! A soft, cushy stuffie shaped like a llama is the new 2020s teddy bear, it seems.

It seems like yesterday it was the stuffed sloth that was all the rage, maybe because of the loveable sloth in the DMV office in the movie Zootopia.

And sure sloths are stuffed and available on Amazon and other places online too. I mean look at these stuffie sloths. Gawd they are cuuuute.

But my money is on the teddy bear llamas. In fact, I may just buy my wife one because she is also llama crazy. I bought her these llama Christmas PJ pants and she loves them. Fa la la la llama!

Still as a family we are all in on the llama stuffies.

Check out this selection of llamas.

You got your lying down llama.

lying down stuffed llama animal — Stuffed lying down llama on Amazon

There a fluffy mega cute llama here. Although it is actually an alpaca stuffie – see pix below. Also available from FluffyStuffie.com

Llama vs alpaca

Now while I am on the llama vs alpaca topic: Do you know what the difference is between an alpaca and a llama?

Ears: Alpacas have short, pointed ears that look kind of like ears on an elf. While llama ears are longer and more banana-shaped.
Faces: Llamas faces feature long snouts. Alpaca faces are squished.
Size: Llamas are big up to four feet at the shoulder. Anf they are heft at 400 (181 kg) pounds, whereas Alpacas are smaller measuring three feet and 150 pounds (68 kg).
Hair: Lllama hair is fiber-like. Alpaca hair is woolly or fleecy. That is why you see alpaca sweaters.
Demenor: Alpacas are usually shy and polite. Llamas – not so much.They can be bossy and rude.

Ok enough with the llama vs alpaca facts. Back to stuffed animal llamas. So there is a cute Christmas llama stuffie.

Then there is this Melissa and Doug jumbo llama which seems to have a major attitude (see demeanor above).

Finally, we’ll leave you with this mama and baby llama stuffed animal duo.

C’mon kids can you say Awwwwwwwwwww! So cute.

Striped bikinis are in again. Why? We’re not sure.

Most famous people — or at least fashion icons — would not be caught dead in anything striped. Unless of course, they are Waldo, from Where’s Waldo fame, but he’s a cartoon from a book. An there is Beetlejuice and his eponymous vertical zebra Beetlejuice pants.

Still, there are no women in recent memory that would wear anything striped, least of all a striped bikini.

Yet the Internet is full of e-commerce stores, and we’re taking big brands – like Amazon and Nordstroms- that are touting striped bikinis as if somehow they are coming back into fashion.

Stripes are apparently oh so very 2013. No really. According to Fashion Magazine “we can’t think of a time when stripes weren’t in, they are certainly back in a big way for Spring 2013.”

Amazon striped biniki products — Amazon striped bikinis

Well it is almost a decade later (2021 as we publish this) and stripped bikinis are suddenly all over the Internet. Maybe the Fashion mag folks are right, stripes never go out of style.

U.S. skating star Erica Archambault once said: “Don’t be afraid of horizontal stripes.”

And SpongeBob Square Pants concurred with: “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.”

So if skaters and sponges said those things maybe striped bikinis are ok.

It may be safe to say that the striped bikini trend resurgence may be a tribute to the rise of the Beach Culture in the middle of the last century. Everything on the beach was striped, from women’s beach dresses, tents, and even men’s bathing suits. As the beach destination became more affordable, the budget class would adopt striped upper-class styles. Stripes on the beach set were seen as tres chic. Although once the 1970s and 1980s rolled around the popularity of striped fashion.

Regardless of if you think stripes are hot or not, they seem to be trending in e-commerce. Here are a few places to look…

Striped Bikinis on Amazon

We like this animal print zebra striped bikini top.
And if you’re looking for highly rated striped biknis then check out the four-star (or more) striped bikinis on Amazon.

Striped bikinis at Nordstroms

These striped bikinis rock at Nordstroms. Check them out.

Striped Bikinis on Etsy

We are grooving on these striped bikinis on Etsy. Also see this page for more Etsy striped bikinis though most of these are high wasted.

Here is your melted pig steamer

Melted pig steamers are awesome

Yes, weirdo cooks, here is you melted pig steamer. This semi-melted looking flat little pig is made of silicone and is designed to sit on top of anything you want to steam. It is a kitchen gadget that is pretty darn weird. Poor piggy has a melted face. So if you are weird, or love pigs, or are weird and love pigs and like to cook, then this little piece of kitchen weirdness is for you. Just don’t go steaming any bacon or pork chops, ok? Somehow that would be in poor taste.

Official Product Name:

Marna Pink Piggy Steamer, 6-9/10″

Colors:

Pink (of course!)

Specifications:

Place on top of ingredients in a pot to steam
Microwave safe
Silicone 6-9/10″ diameter

Ideal weird gift for:

Weirdos
Pig lovers
Cooks
Your mom who has that big ornamental pig collection
Anthony Bourdain
Secret Santa gift events
You

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Who doesn’t like a good poop costume?

Inflatable Pile of Poop Emoji Costume

Forget cowboy, nurse, or ghost, this year you are going to want to go door to door on Halloween in this awesome poop costume. Who wouldn’t – I mean its an inflatable poop emoji costume? After the blockbuster movie EmojiMovie, a few years back you are going to want to go as your favorite emoji character. It’s what weird hipsters do after all. Heck, if you go to a party, maybe you’ll pick up the hot chick dressed as a fly. Or maybe the grad student dressed as a dung beetle. This costume inflates so that it is larger than life. Though caution, don’t eat at all you can eat buffets as you won’t be able to reach the food.

Poop costumne — This could be you in your poop costume