Striped bikinis are in again. Why? We’re not sure.

Most famous people — or at least fashion icons — would not be caught dead in anything striped. Unless of course, they are Waldo, from Where’s Waldo fame, but he’s a cartoon from a book. An there is Beetlejuice and his eponymous vertical zebra Beetlejuice pants.

Still, there are no women in recent memory that would wear anything striped, least of all a striped bikini.

Yet the Internet is full of e-commerce stores, and we’re taking big brands – like Amazon and Nordstroms- that are touting striped bikinis as if somehow they are coming back into fashion.

Stripes are apparently oh so very 2013. No really. According to Fashion Magazine “we can’t think of a time when stripes weren’t in, they are certainly back in a big way for Spring 2013.”

Amazon striped biniki products
Amazon striped bikinis

Well it is almost a decade later and stripped bikinis are suddenly all over the Internet. Maybe the Fashion mag folks are right, stripes never go out of style.

U.S. skating star Erica Archambault once said: “Don’t be afraid of horizontal stripes.”

And SpongeBob Square Pants concurred with: “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.”

So if skaters and sponges said those things maybe striped bikinis are ok.

It may be safe to say that the striped bikini trend resurgence may be a tribute to the rise of the Beach Culture in the middle of the last century. Everything on the beach was striped, from women’s beach dresses, tents, and even men’s bathing suits. As the beach destination became more affordable, the budget class would adopt striped upper-class styles. Stripes on the beach set were seen as tres chic. Although once the 1970s and 1980s rolled around the popularity of striped fashion.

Regardless of if you think stripes are hot or not, they seem to be trending in e-commerce. Here are a few places to look…

Striped Bikinis on Amazon

We like this animal print zebra striped bikini top.
And if you’re looking for highly rated striped biknis then check out the four-star (or more) striped bikinis on Amazon.

Striped bikinis at Nordstroms

These striped bikinis rock at Nordstroms. Check them out.

Striped Bikinis on Etsy

We are grooving on these striped bikinis on Etsy. Also see this page for more Etsy striped bikinis though most of these are high wasted.

Here is your melted pig steamer

Melted pig steamers are awesome

Yes, weirdo cooks, here is you melted pig steamer. This semi-melted looking flat little pig is made of silicone and is designed to sit on top of anything you want to steam. It is a kitchen gadget that is pretty darn weird. Poor piggy has a melted face. So if you are weird, or love pigs, or are weird and love pigs and like to cook, then this little piece of kitchen weirdness is for you. Just don’t go steaming any bacon or pork chops, ok? Somehow that would be in poor taste.  

Steam piggy steam!

Official Product Name:

Marna Pink Piggy Steamer, 6-9/10″

Colors:

Pink (of course!)

Specifications:

  • Place on top of ingredients in a pot to steam
  • Microwave safe
  • Silicone 6-9/10″ diameter

Ideal weird gift for:

  • Weirdos
  • Pig lovers
  • Cooks
  • Your mom who has that big ornamental pig collection
  • Anthony Bourdain
  • Secret Santa gift events
  • You


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Flattened pig steamer
silicone pig steamer

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Who doesn’t like a good poop costume?

Inflatable Pile of Poop Emoji Costume 

Forget cowboy, nurse, or ghost, this year you are going to want to go door to door on Halloween in this awesome poop costume. Who wouldn’t – I mean its an inflatable poop emoji costume? After the blockbuster movie EmojiMovie, a few years back you are going to want to go as your favorite emoji character. It’s what weird hipsters do after all. Heck, if you go to a party, maybe you’ll pick up the hot chick dressed as a fly. Or maybe the grad student dressed as a dung beetle. This costume inflates so that it is larger than life. Though caution, don’t eat at all you can eat buffets as you won’t be able to reach the food.

Poop costumne
This could be you in your poop costume

Official Product Name:

Inflatable Poop Costume

Colors:

Brown (what else?)

Specifications:

  • 100% Polyester
  • Includes Inflatable Poop Body with Zip Up Entry and 2 stretchable arm holes and 2 stretchable leg holes.
  • Battery pack attaches to a built in fan. You will need 4 AA batteries (not included). Battery pack clips to your waist or goes in built in pocket. Yes the poo has a pocket!
  • Inflates in under a minute.
  • Fit any body with room to spare. The headpiece has permeable material for eyes, so you can see.
  • Idea for people over 5ft (adults). The fan that inflates the suit also ensures that you don’t overheat, and become a, er, hot mess.
  • Can be used for runs, dancing, Halloween, school spirit day, advertising, theatrical, videotaping, sporting events…and presumably for fraternity reunions and poo fetishists, and other poo-loving weirdos

Based on this movie:

Ideal weird gift for:

  • Weirdos
  • Poop lovers
  • Comedians
  • Pranksters
  • Rich people who have everything
  • Your dumb brother
  • You

Guaranteed** to irritate:

  • Uptight people
  • Teachers and Principals
  • Sanitation engineers
  • Sewer workers that have no sense of humor
  • Your mom
  • Your dog

**No guarantee implied

Where to buy an Inflatable Poop Costume?

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poop costume size
This poo costume is about 59 inches or 1.5 meters tall
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Air valve on the poo costume

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