Knock-knock jokes have been around forever, but sometimes you just need a little spice to keep things interesting. If you’re looking for some hilariously naughty wordplay, you’ve come to the right place. Here are 50 dirty knock-knock jokes that will leave you laughing—and maybe a little red in the face.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your body on mine right now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you naked all day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and take your clothes off!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to get a little naughty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana do dirty things to you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep our clothes on?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma body ever recover from last night?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh should take off your pants.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al night long, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu late to stop now. Get in bed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe time, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne are we gonna do it already?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neil.
Neil who?
Neil down, I have a surprise for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby…naked, that is the question!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan my pants, let’s go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda get naked?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body want to do something naughty?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea a little naughty with me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil me up, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank your clothes up, we won’t need them!